The Hottest Soldier I Know.......

We love you baby.........

Bad Ass Granny........"Fo' Shizzle"

This is freakin' hilarious.......

Here's to my Tiphy.................

SEE ABOVE...... 2X

Everyone should know that Tiphy is in Iraq right now and is the coolest girl on the planet. (with a big gun)

And she knows how to use it! (I know her mom)

Anyway, she's been away for a while and I'm sure Jimmy has met her but she just started a blog and you all should check it out. There isn't anything yet because she has limited time to post, so be patient......

She is also running this blog from Iraq......

So It's Friday The 13th....(and here we go)

So, an eighth grader in Florida decides to take a pellet gun to school. Subsequently, he gets shot by SWAT. The little bastard had it comin'. Your 15.........one year away from driving. Thank god he didn't come to school with a car....


I may be too old but I don't remember having a BB or pellet gun that was almost an exact match to a 9mm. I've had a couple that were close but not trigger-wise. This thing looks pretty real. (see above)

If I had been the SWAT team member that shot him, I would have shot him too. Does this kid have parents? If so, do they even keep track of what he does? Apparently not.

One could argue that the SWAT member could have taken a better shot, like just wound him, (he was just wounded......critically) but if you thought someone was going to kill you, what would you do?

Besides, he's still alive. For now.....

Australian Woman All Shook Up Over Song...

SET HER FREE!!!!!!!!

(I would do the same thing, seriously....)

Coheed And Cambria....Rock On!!!!!

Here's one for the music Geeks like me......

This is great stuff. Click the pic and watch the vids..

You won't believe this guy sings this. They are also very powerful lyrically.

Here's a snippet for Stephanie.......

Is there a word or right to say

Even in this old fashioned way?

Go make your move, girl I'm not coming home

Would things have changed if I could've stayed?

Would you have loved me either way?

Dressed to the blues.

Day to day with my collar up.

Decision sits so make it quick

A breath inhaled from an air so sick

I cursed the day I had learned

Of the web you spun...

You had your hold till bleeding

Hey, Hey!

If it was up to me

I would've figured you out

Way before the year clocked out

Oh, I hope you're waiting

Turbo Tax Sucks

So, we were doing the whole.."Turbo" thing and find out that a form has not been finalized by the IRS.

Well, yes it has. Form 8812, Additional Child Tax Credit.

Apparently "Turbo" is working on a "solution" to update their website.

We don't have any trouble updating, why do they???? (F*ckers)

I feel better now.

Oh Good, Jimmy Still Has A Chance!!!!!!

HA!!!!!

And To All A Good Night....

Have a wonderful and safe Holiday.....

Davis

One For Monkey....

This looks like a riot...

And Yet Another Helping Hand For The Ladies...

Well, this is a "handy" little gadget......

Hey Moron......

This pic is hillarious....

"Get an education, jackass!"

Not really anything to do with the story,

just funny

"When It's Time To Change, You Got To Rearrange"....

Hey All,

Just thought I would re-vamp a bit,

so let me know what you think! I gotta put a lot o shit back in so

bear with me!!!

And as always......

Rock On!!!!!

The End Of An Era......

R.I.P.

I Just Got A Kick Out Of This....

ARE WE CLEAR?!?!?!

To You And Yours.........

Happy Thanksgiving!!

Big Brother Is Bein' A Little Bitch Again...

"Take us to your leader"........

Um....Yeah. Big Shock.

True Falsetto...

(think about it)

Tree knows what I mean!

If It's The Holidays And You're A Mannequin...

Better head back to the "Twilight Zone" while you have the chance!!!!!!

(Jesus.)

You can Be Gay And A Priest.....

As long as you've been off the "penis wagon" for at least 3 years.

(well I feel better now.)

Damn Jews....Doh!! Damn Jewish Prosthetics!!!

"He's black, He's white,

It's hard to tell for me,

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah".

Give it a rest Peter Pan.........

Jesus, Don't Go To Church In Oklahoma.......

(I wouldn't make a good Pastor.

Let's just say the outcome of that would have been much different......)

This Guy Just Can't Get A F#cking Break!!!

(Assholes)

And Another One For The Ladies...

As always, I'm here to help......... ;)

Hey! Where Did Those Damn "Goonies" Kids Go??

Ohhhh..Here they are!!

(phew)

I was worried. Or not.