Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Jesus, Don't Go To Church In Oklahoma.......

(I wouldn't make a good Pastor.
Let's just say the outcome of that would have been much different......)

1 comment:

Jimmy said...

"The Lord Jesus says that we should all love our neighbor as oursel—"
"ow! Hey, hey!! What the fuck! Dammit, man, what the fuck was that? You called down the thunder, asshole!! I'm going to smite you with the backhand of God's hairy fist! I'm gonna, um, er, (ahem), I'm gonna . . . . let's just bow our heads, brothers and sisters."
"Anybody got a cold cut?"