I asked God, "Are you a woman"? God said, "Yes and I am wearing a dress".
I asked "What color"? God said "Yellow". I said "Do you like women"?
God said "Not like that".
So I said "So you like men". God said "Most of them. Some are rude sometimes".
I said "So do you have a penis or a vagina"? God said "Interesting question. I've never had that one before".
I said, "Well, are you a man or a woman"? God said "A woman?
Do you think I would let one of them run the show"?
I said, "You just told me you were a woman wearing a yellow dress,
no wonder we are all so confused".
God said........"I was just kidding around".