Saturday, October 01, 2005

Davis Is Mad.P Diddy Must Go.....

IT'S NOT "MAKING THE BAND"....
IT'S MAKING A GROUP OF SINGERS.
IF THEY CAN PLAY.......
PROVE IT.
THE BAND IS ALREADY THERE GETTIN' PAID TO MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD.
(And when you become old news...The Band will still be makin' a shit ton 'o money.......)

IF PUFFY DIDDLY WHACK DADDY PUFFIN MUFF DIVER P. DIDDITY WANNABE "GIVE A DOG A CREATIVE BONE IN MY BODY" EVER SET FOOT ON THE ROAD,
AND DID IT THE WAY WE DID, HE WOULD CRY.
WE ACTUALLY HAD TO PLAY.........AND CARRY OUR OWN SHIT.
NOT TURNTABLES, BUT ALL OF IT.
AND WE SPENT TIME SINGING....NO. REALLY. NOT YELLIN' "WHUT" OR "YEAH", OR "UH-HUH" OR "WORD" ALL THROUGH THE SONG.
(How much does that guy get paid. Jesus. There's some real talent, huh?)



BITE ME.

(You're not making a band. You are making more of you and that is sad. Which, is actually wrong because you are making a vocal group that should be able to sing.)
Why should you be the judge?

I feel better now.
(and thank you for reading my letter to Puff ,P.Diddy,Puff Daddy, Sean Puffy Combs, Comb Daddy, Puffy Combs, Sean John Comby, P. Sean Combstien.)
And last but not least........
WHAT.. WHAT.. WHAT..
UH-HUH
YEAH
WORD.

9 comments:

Jimmy said...

Damn straight. We lugged the gear. Made the late-night drives. Played to zombies. Sang when our throats were sore. Played when our muscles were overworked. Fought to get the money we earned. Winked to girls we couldn't have. Sweat until our sticks and straps were soaked.
And on the seventh day we rested.
We heard the music we had created.
And it was good.

Monkey said...

Sticks and Straps?

I need to get my mind out of the trash.

Jimmy said...

Drumsticks and guitar straps, perv. But, I like the way you think!!

Steph said...

Soaked drumsticks??

Are you guys coming to Chicago anytime soon?

Have I heard of your band??

Is it Styx?

You can tell me.

Davis said...

If we were I would be the first to say!!!!! But, sadly wer'e not that old......HA!

Tree said...

Right on. As a (formerly) gigging musician, a sometime songwriter, and a music instructor, this kind of pathetic tripe curdles my guts and makes me want to flip some gangsta-rappin' violence on these fucktards myself.

These people wouldn't know a diminished triad if it bit them in the ass and left them with a case of rabies.

Okay, you can have your soapbox back now.

Davis said...

Rock On Sweet Sister!

Monkey said...

"ring ring ring ring banana phone!"

Davis said...

Bananarama phone?

("it was a cruel summer.")

I'm ok now........(sniff)