Cochran Said He Is Unsure How Anyone Could Remove That Much Merchandise From A Store Without Being Noticed.

He learned from the best!

Michael Moore at his best.......

"I would like to start by saying that Charlton Heston has blown my head off.

And now that I think about it, he had good reason.

I should have killed myself long ago. But I don't like guns...."

(just cheeseburgers. lots and lots of cheeseburgers........)

Sorry Kids, That It Has Taken Me So Long.

I have finally come out of a headache induced coma, and I'm feeling better. Staring at the screen was somewhat difficult, but all is well now and we can return to the world of enlightenment.

(sponsored by PEPSI)

"Mildred, These Wipers Suck!"

(Now we know why old people should'nt drive.)

Davis Is Back!!!! (wokatika-wokatika-wokatika)

Because of my absence, I thought I would treat you all to my favorite song, ever.

Match the pictures.

(and sorry for the delay)

Davis

Britney's toxic sex tape could be released

Which is fine.....I mean, she's a good southern girl and all..............

(teachin' her sister right)

I Freakin' Love This Guy.........

And I love Conan too, but......Yes, he's a puss.

(Sorry Conan..)

Davis Is Mad.P Diddy Must Go.....

IT'S NOT "MAKING THE BAND"....

IT'S MAKING A GROUP OF SINGERS.

IF THEY CAN PLAY.......

PROVE IT.

THE BAND IS ALREADY THERE GETTIN' PAID TO MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD.

(And when you become old news...The Band will still be makin' a shit ton 'o money.......)

IF PUFFY DIDDLY WHACK DADDY PUFFIN MUFF DIVER P. DIDDITY WANNABE "GIVE A DOG A CREATIVE BONE IN MY BODY" EVER SET FOOT ON THE ROAD,

AND DID IT THE WAY WE DID, HE WOULD CRY.

WE ACTUALLY HAD TO PLAY.........AND CARRY OUR OWN SHIT.

NOT TURNTABLES, BUT ALL OF IT.

AND WE SPENT TIME SINGING....NO. REALLY. NOT YELLIN' "WHUT" OR "YEAH", OR "UH-HUH" OR "WORD" ALL THROUGH THE SONG.

(How much does that guy get paid. Jesus. There's some real talent, huh?)

BITE ME.

(You're not making a band. You are making more of you and that is sad. Which, is actually wrong because you are making a vocal group that should be able to sing.)

Why should you be the judge?

I feel better now.

(and thank you for reading my letter to Puff ,P.Diddy,Puff Daddy, Sean Puffy Combs, Comb Daddy, Puffy Combs, Sean John Comby, P. Sean Combstien.)

And last but not least........

WHAT.. WHAT.. WHAT..

UH-HUH

YEAH

WORD.