Let me be the first to welcome our simian overlords. Viva le Monkey!
It is not the first time that Belfast zoo has had to deal with unruly primates. Two months ago, an adolescent monkey escaped in a fit of pique after an argument with his father.After seven days on the run, zoo-keepers recaptured him by firing a dart loaded with sedative into his thigh.This makes my blood boil. It does. You would be an unruly primate too if you had to live in jail. Thank you Jimmy. You shall be my vice president.
Why thank you! I shall use my position to see that justice is done and the Naked Book Club is mandatory.
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