I'm guessing it's because everyone makes fun of his feet. His feelings must be hurt.
If someone called ME bigfoot all of the time I guess I would go into hiding too.
He must be really self concious.
C'mon guys, let's make him feel welcome.
Let's call him something like: Big Dick McGee.
That ought to make him feel better.
(And Monkey, "Bow to your Overlord")
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Dear Bigfoot—sorry, Big Dick McGee,
Sorry if we offended you, but having big feet is nothing to be self-conscious about. Our human women know that a guy with big feet is big in other areas.
You can come over to my house on Friday for a cookout if you want. Bring your whole family. We'll grill the neighbor's dog. You'll love it.
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