Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Why Does Bigfoot Hide?

I'm guessing it's because everyone makes fun of his feet. His feelings must be hurt.

If someone called ME bigfoot all of the time I guess I would go into hiding too.

He must be really self concious.

C'mon guys, let's make him feel welcome.

Let's call him something like: Big Dick McGee.

That ought to make him feel better.

(And Monkey, "Bow to your Overlord")

1 comment:

Jimmy said...

Dear Bigfoot—sorry, Big Dick McGee,
Sorry if we offended you, but having big feet is nothing to be self-conscious about. Our human women know that a guy with big feet is big in other areas.
You can come over to my house on Friday for a cookout if you want. Bring your whole family. We'll grill the neighbor's dog. You'll love it.