Mr. Anal , Talks About How WE Don't Talk Normal....

Welcome to Omaha.......

Thanks for the "Head's Up, Ryan..."

Funny As Hell...

I don't know if you have seen this guy but, his shit is funny...

Check it out.

Question.....

Is it just me, or does Pat Robertson sound like

George W. Bush with a sinus infection.....

Just a question.

(Don't get all pissy, Bush lovers...he'll be dead one day too)

By the By, I am too, a Bush lover.....

(sorry guys)

Also, what is Miami of Ohio?........

"I'm gonna take an' fine-out"....

yuk-yuk

Leave It To Iowa...

This is, apparently, is Iowa's brilliant idea for flood control.......

Nice.

Just A Little Note For Kristin...

Good to hear from you....

A Day In The Life Of Davis......

Jimmy can attest to this.

One of my favorite words.....

FUCK

(at least one that I use a lot)...

I'm gonna go wash my mouth out with liquor.

That'll teach me.

Sorry...

I got rid of the "Shane" post because the fucking thing would play auto all of the time.

It annoyed the piss out of me.

So, if by some reason you really want to see it again, find it yourself.

I can't take it anymore...

Hugs and Kisses,

Davis

I Hope There Is A Staute Of Limitations On This...

According to Nebraska Law,

“It is Illegal to go whale fishing.”

“I was drinkin’, she was drinkin’. It just kinda happened….”

...all I used was a worm...

Does This Annoy You?...

Maybe it's just me, but I can't stand the fact that I have to use word verification to post a comment to my own blog. Am I missing something or is everyone else plagued with this also. What a bunch of horse shit.

That's all.

Big News For Davis...

Well, where to start. A lot of things have happened recently that I am VERY excited about.

6 years ago, I was living in a shitty trailer that would shake if it was even a little windy, drivin'

a P.O. S. F.ucked O.ver R.ebuilt D.odge, and had a shitty job cleaning up other people's shit. Literally. So here I am now with my band of merry men, my princess and my bride. Happy as I will ever be, and glad to be this happy.

You're saying "Davis, what the hell are you talking about?" Well, for the first time in my life, I have gotten to a place where I can get what I want. And I have. My wife and I bought a house yesterday. I didn't think it would ever happen. When your parents say that mistakes you make now will affect you in the future, they aren't blowin' smoke up your ass. I found that out the hard way.

What I'm trying to say is my wife and I have finally gotten to a place where we don't feel like we can't do anything or move on. It's not easy and it takes time, but it can be done, as I have come to realize. We now have a home of our own, 2 new vehicles that we never thought we'd get, 4 wonderful children, and most importantly, each other.

I'm not trying to blow my own horn, I just want others to know it's possible and not to give up on what you want. Just make it happen.

It's a good feeling.

News, News, News...

Well here's an interesting article...

Things That Make Me Cry.....

If there is one thing I have always hated seeing, It's kids with glasses.

I HATE IT. I automatically feel bad when I see this. Jimmy can attest to this because he had glasses at a young age, and when they were accidentally knocked off of his face playing basketball, I came un-glued. It didn't matter who you were..."You just knocked his glasses off"... Then it was ON.

I had glasses when I was in 5th and 6th grade. They were bi-focals. Yup, a *buttload* of fun. But they actually worked. After that, I didn't have to wear them anymore.

I was hoping that the history of my family, as far as eyes go, would go away as it did with me. I have perfect vision, and I am the only member of my immediate family with no glasses, contacts, etc.

But now, the pain of seeing this begins. The beautiful boy in this pic is my 6 year old son, Ethan. He has been having a lot of headaches recently, so we took him to the optometrist. He has his glasses and now the headaches are gone. He's far-sighted, so you know. He looks so good in them, yet I feel so bad for him. It almost makes me cry. Just because I have hated so much, to see children with bad eyes.

I'll get over it. And in my mind, and hopefully, he will too, just like I did.

I just hate the "in-between" parts.

Here's Something To Make You Puke.......

HA!!!

I posted this because I think Jimmy still has some of the same spandex......

Apparently THESE Guys Are Going To Embarrass The Finnish People

I'm guessing that they missed it when THESE folks passed through town..........

I Loved The Chili Peppers Before They Went Pussy

But This Video Is Awesome.

And the song is great

Here's Something Wierd And Doctor Who-ish....

I hope I never hear John Ashcroft sing again. Ever.

Jimmy, you should appreciate this one.

Hey! Here's Somethinn' I Bet You Never Thought You'd See.

Apparently, Magic Johnson is in the background havin' a great time!!!!

You're welcome, Ladies.... Some women like the "HUSKY" fellas.....

....HA!

Blast From The Past.....

I freakin' LOVED this show when I was a kid.

It's Happy Time With Davis!

We will have many more happy times.

It is now a new weekly feature.

for all my friends.

...And The Legend Lives On.....

Put on the headphones and get high on this....

Holy Chit, This Is Good.....

Finnish people ROCK!!!

Everyone, Meet Nornna........

This girl's enthusiasm is astonishing.

I don't know how she finds the energy.

Toodle-oo!

Do You See Anything Wrong With This Ad?

Apparently, the people at Breyer's have a pedophile on staff.....

Or the editor's blind.......

You decide.

I Am A Big Breasted Woman...

Now you know

You Never Come Back.....

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