Whatever

Hey Guys, Check Out This Blog......

2007-06-09T00:08:00.001-07:00

And, yes that IS how my head looked after 2 days in the "Carribean Queen" sun.....you bastards.

I still got my "Queen" bitches......

(click my pic, if you can actually leave it... I know you want me)

DD, just give in........touch it, just touch it...........

Ahh....that's better...

(lol)

Triana, where are you........

Well, hello......

2007-06-02T00:28:00.000-07:00

So we just got home from here, and boy is my liver tired.....

We took a seven day cruise and holy crap.

I will add pics soon.

Jimmy, you have been missed,

triana, you are missed, also......

DD, you know I love you,

Fletcher, please tell me your are not one of the horde.

Tricia.......Mmmmmmmmm.......

LOL

Ok, It's Time To Get Back In The Ring, You Bastards!

2007-03-28T20:38:00.000-07:00

Time to get the lead out, quit whining , and working, .....and takin' care of things,....and crying....(sniff)..........and PUT IT BACK OUT THERE! Fletcher, I need some damn arrows, and I mean NOW! Tricia, let it all hang out! Tree, I worship Thee. Jimmy, you wanna write about somethin', how about my life!!!!!! Gwyndo, ROCK ON. DD, love you, always will!

Oh, by the way, I'm so tired, I'm gonna go O.D.

(coke whore)

Coke Whore #2 Is Dead.

2007-02-09T20:16:00.000-08:00

I should have had a death clock on this one..........

If They Win I Will Cry.........

2007-01-19T22:46:00.000-08:00

In front of God and Allah, and Joseph what's his ass, and Buddah , and.... I can't think of it just now...Oh Jesus...I should know this..........

(no. not godess)

The Saints will win.

(period)

Unless Rosie runs her fat yap again........

but even SHE can't stop us.

BITCH

Sunday.....2 P.M. ...CST........

2007-01-19T22:05:00.000-08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ABBY AND LAURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My favorite and only neices!!!!!

The big 3.......Oh, just 3. How much I envy them......

Happy birthday to my other 2 girls!!

(by the way...the Saints are playing their first ever Championship game....)

Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow

This Win Will Prove To Me That Dreams Come True

2007-01-12T23:34:00.000-08:00

History in the making.

This team has not clinched a division in the history of the NFL.

Am I a die hard fan?

YES.

Please be a part of history and tell all of the Cowboy fans to F*ck off.

For me, just this once.

DAVIS

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL......

2006-12-31T22:23:00.000-08:00

And thank God for all of your miracles............

(or whoever you believe in...)

Happy KwanChrisMakka......

2006-12-25T22:00:00.000-08:00

Fuck That.

Merry Christmas To All, And To All A Good Night.

Best Wishes,

Davis, Kitten and the Brood

Super Bowl,...Beware. We're Comin', Bitch.

2006-12-03T20:18:00.000-08:00

8-4, Kickin' ass and takin' names.

Stand Back And Watch.

You Can Still Pray In The USA...

2006-12-03T19:21:00.000-08:00

All of our hearts and prayers go out to Tricia and her family during this difficult time.

Tricia's son was hurt very badly in a motorcycle accident, and it didn't look well for a while. Glad to say that all is looking better so far. Please pray for a speedy and easy recovery, although it looks like the recovery will be long. Send any thoughts and well wishes here.

We love you T.

A New Place. Enter If You Dare.

2006-10-28T13:26:00.000-07:00

Lestat bids you "Welcome."

Thanks To DD For This One...

2006-10-22T21:06:00.000-07:00

Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover

You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you! Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter. You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.
You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable. Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life. By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.
Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives. Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours. No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover.

It's not easy being Davis.

Jimmy's Got A New Job...

2006-10-13T15:27:00.000-07:00

While perusing the net today, I came across this:

"By appointment only".

(Sorry, Jimmy. I couldn't just let this one go! HA!)

Hey!!!!

2006-10-11T06:27:00.000-07:00

It's "National Coming Out Day".

Anything you wanna tell us Jimmy? Ha.

I'm coming out right now. Out to mow the lawn that is........

Here's One You Guys Should Like...

2006-09-21T06:48:00.000-07:00

This one is "Find The Dark Movies" in the picture.

It's a little diffent. It's timed and you click where you think there is a movie title,

then type your answer. How fast can you do it?

Oh, you can save your game also.

Sounds like an easy way to cheat on time to me!!

Have fun!

Jimmy....

2006-09-16T22:48:00.000-07:00

The Song Says It All.

Fletcher......

2006-09-16T22:37:00.000-07:00

Need I say more?................

A Post For Tree.......

2006-09-16T21:59:00.000-07:00

I thought you might like this. You may or may not have heard of them....

This came out when I was a year or two out of high school....

Enjoy.

Davis

(Andrew Wood....R.I.P.)

Mother Love Bone

Tis Ought To Be One Hell Of A Show...

2006-09-09T12:21:00.000-07:00

Check Out This New Blog...

2006-09-03T01:31:00.000-07:00

Rock on.

Calling All Gods...

2006-08-25T16:54:00.000-07:00

Poseidon is here...

One for Fletcher...

2006-08-17T13:37:00.000-07:00

Ahh, th good ole' days...

I Nearly Shat Myself...

2006-08-17T07:40:00.000-07:00

After seeing this.

As Jimmy Says......

2006-08-15T17:35:00.000-07:00

IT'S TIME TO ROCK!!

This what we listened to on the drive from the airport.

Rock On, Fletcher!

Fresh From "The Gathering", And Boy Does My Ball Hurt.

2006-08-15T17:07:00.000-07:00

What a blast was had in the "City of Brotherly Love". It was great to finally meet everyone in person, and to see things I had never seen before, as well as learn new words and phrases.

MANY new words and phrases!

Definately a time that will not soon be forgotten.

Love to all and thanks for the great time!

"Oh ass-water, keep on rollin"...

(What I wouldn't give for a Chinese midget and a Twizzler right now...)

'Tis The Eve Of "The Gathering".....

2006-08-10T14:22:00.000-07:00

I'm thinking it may go something like this.....

Until the 'morrow.....

The Prodigal Son Returns....

2006-07-14T17:58:00.000-07:00

So, my wife went to Lowe's today and bought a bunch of light switches.

On the box, it said "bipolar".

( Should I be concerned about this?)

Mr. Anal , Talks About How WE Don't Talk Normal....

2006-06-29T00:46:00.000-07:00

Welcome to Omaha.......

Thanks for the "Head's Up, Ryan..."

Funny As Hell...

2006-06-21T20:59:00.000-07:00

I don't know if you have seen this guy but, his shit is funny...

Check it out.

Question.....

2006-06-14T23:35:00.000-07:00

Is it just me, or does Pat Robertson sound like

George W. Bush with a sinus infection.....

Just a question.

(Don't get all pissy, Bush lovers...he'll be dead one day too)

By the By, I am too, a Bush lover.....

(sorry guys)

Also, what is Miami of Ohio?........

"I'm gonna take an' fine-out"....

yuk-yuk

Leave It To Iowa...

2006-06-10T18:22:00.000-07:00

This is, apparently, is Iowa's brilliant idea for flood control.......

Nice.

Just A Little Note For Kristin...

2006-06-06T23:46:00.000-07:00

Good to hear from you....

A Day In The Life Of Davis......

2006-05-25T20:48:00.000-07:00

Jimmy can attest to this.

One of my favorite words.....

FUCK

(at least one that I use a lot)...

I'm gonna go wash my mouth out with liquor.

That'll teach me.

Sorry...

2006-05-25T20:41:00.000-07:00

I got rid of the "Shane" post because the fucking thing would play auto all of the time.

It annoyed the piss out of me.

So, if by some reason you really want to see it again, find it yourself.

I can't take it anymore...

Hugs and Kisses,

Davis

I Hope There Is A Staute Of Limitations On This...

2006-05-25T20:37:00.000-07:00

According to Nebraska Law,

“It is Illegal to go whale fishing.”

“I was drinkin’, she was drinkin’. It just kinda happened….”

...all I used was a worm...

Does This Annoy You?...

2006-05-19T18:50:00.000-07:00

Maybe it's just me, but I can't stand the fact that I have to use word verification to post a comment to my own blog. Am I missing something or is everyone else plagued with this also. What a bunch of horse shit.

That's all.

Big News For Davis...

2006-05-19T18:30:00.000-07:00

Well, where to start. A lot of things have happened recently that I am VERY excited about.

6 years ago, I was living in a shitty trailer that would shake if it was even a little windy, drivin'

a P.O. S. F.ucked O.ver R.ebuilt D.odge, and had a shitty job cleaning up other people's shit. Literally. So here I am now with my band of merry men, my princess and my bride. Happy as I will ever be, and glad to be this happy.

You're saying "Davis, what the hell are you talking about?" Well, for the first time in my life, I have gotten to a place where I can get what I want. And I have. My wife and I bought a house yesterday. I didn't think it would ever happen. When your parents say that mistakes you make now will affect you in the future, they aren't blowin' smoke up your ass. I found that out the hard way.

What I'm trying to say is my wife and I have finally gotten to a place where we don't feel like we can't do anything or move on. It's not easy and it takes time, but it can be done, as I have come to realize. We now have a home of our own, 2 new vehicles that we never thought we'd get, 4 wonderful children, and most importantly, each other.

I'm not trying to blow my own horn, I just want others to know it's possible and not to give up on what you want. Just make it happen.

It's a good feeling.

News, News, News...

2006-05-10T09:22:00.000-07:00

Well here's an interesting article...

Things That Make Me Cry.....

2006-05-05T15:33:00.000-07:00

If there is one thing I have always hated seeing, It's kids with glasses.

I HATE IT. I automatically feel bad when I see this. Jimmy can attest to this because he had glasses at a young age, and when they were accidentally knocked off of his face playing basketball, I came un-glued. It didn't matter who you were..."You just knocked his glasses off"... Then it was ON.

I had glasses when I was in 5th and 6th grade. They were bi-focals. Yup, a *buttload* of fun. But they actually worked. After that, I didn't have to wear them anymore.

I was hoping that the history of my family, as far as eyes go, would go away as it did with me. I have perfect vision, and I am the only member of my immediate family with no glasses, contacts, etc.

But now, the pain of seeing this begins. The beautiful boy in this pic is my 6 year old son, Ethan. He has been having a lot of headaches recently, so we took him to the optometrist. He has his glasses and now the headaches are gone. He's far-sighted, so you know. He looks so good in them, yet I feel so bad for him. It almost makes me cry. Just because I have hated so much, to see children with bad eyes.

I'll get over it. And in my mind, and hopefully, he will too, just like I did.

I just hate the "in-between" parts.

Here's Something To Make You Puke.......

2006-05-05T15:28:00.000-07:00

HA!!!

I posted this because I think Jimmy still has some of the same spandex......

Apparently THESE Guys Are Going To Embarrass The Finnish People

2006-04-24T16:55:00.000-07:00

I'm guessing that they missed it when THESE folks passed through town..........

I Loved The Chili Peppers Before They Went Pussy

2006-04-21T20:58:00.000-07:00

But This Video Is Awesome.

And the song is great

Here's Something Wierd And Doctor Who-ish....

2006-04-21T20:38:00.000-07:00

I hope I never hear John Ashcroft sing again. Ever.

Jimmy, you should appreciate this one.

Hey! Here's Somethinn' I Bet You Never Thought You'd See.

2006-04-21T16:33:00.000-07:00

Apparently, Magic Johnson is in the background havin' a great time!!!!

You're welcome, Ladies.... Some women like the "HUSKY" fellas.....

....HA!

Blast From The Past.....

2006-04-21T16:29:00.000-07:00

I freakin' LOVED this show when I was a kid.

It's Happy Time With Davis!

2006-04-14T19:42:00.000-07:00

We will have many more happy times.

It is now a new weekly feature.

for all my friends.

...And The Legend Lives On.....

2006-04-13T18:31:00.000-07:00

Put on the headphones and get high on this....

Holy Chit, This Is Good.....

2006-04-11T18:00:00.000-07:00

Finnish people ROCK!!!

Everyone, Meet Nornna........

2006-04-11T06:37:00.000-07:00

This girl's enthusiasm is astonishing.

I don't know how she finds the energy.

Toodle-oo!

Do You See Anything Wrong With This Ad?

2006-04-07T06:27:00.000-07:00

Apparently, the people at Breyer's have a pedophile on staff.....

Or the editor's blind.......

You decide.

I Am A Big Breasted Woman...

2006-03-31T23:04:00.000-08:00

Now you know

2006-03-25T15:56:00.000-08:00

You Never Come Back.....

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What An Ass.........

2006-03-13T18:19:00.000-08:00

Psychos...

Jimmy's The Girl....HA!!

2006-03-10T21:10:00.000-08:00

He's got sweet boobs, though....

2006-03-09T21:49:00.000-08:00

Jimmy's Theme Song.....

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One Of My Favs.....

2006-03-07T22:34:00.000-08:00

Enjoy...

Hey! Let's Blame It On The Fat People.....

2006-03-07T17:23:00.000-08:00

Cuz we're stupid...........

Ewwww......

2006-02-24T17:45:00.000-08:00

Think about this next time you ask for extra ice.........

She Has Always Supported What I Do....

2006-02-23T21:14:00.000-08:00

That's how we met.......

Happy Birthday to me...

I love you, Baby-

Davis

ROCK ON!!..

2006-02-23T21:02:00.000-08:00

So, Today, Kitten And I Celebrate 4 Years Married.

2006-02-23T20:53:00.000-08:00

This is what my Baby got me........

(She wasn't sure if I would like it...)

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

See above and press play......

Holy Crap.....

Oh, I didn't show you what she got me for my birthday..........

(next post............)

The Truth Is Out......

2006-02-21T19:42:00.000-08:00

As I'm sure some of you know, Jimmy and I are Brothers. If you didn't know, now you do........

This is a pic from my high school graduation. That's one sweet ass toaster in the back, eh?

I would be glad to post more pics if you'se guys wanna see them, and I'm sure Jimmy would to....

We'll take you on a ride!

We are only 10 months apart. Born in the same year!

Our parents didn't mess around.......wait, I guess they did.....

I'm glad they did.

We got some cool parents.

They ROCK

Oh, Jesus. This Is Funny.....

2006-02-21T17:29:00.000-08:00

I've seen a few of these but I like this one the best!

Enjoy!

Eureka!!!!!!!!!

2006-02-21T16:55:00.000-08:00

Well, I finally figured it out. It only took a week or so, but if you screw around enough......

Hope you like it.

I'm gonna go shoot myself now.......(HA)

Davis

Okay, I'm Almost Done......I Hope.

2006-02-19T17:22:00.000-08:00

Well, here's another attempt at getting what I want.

Still not everything, but it's at least a start. I would like to use the plain 'ole black template from blogger, but I want to change the header and I've run into some massive difficulty in that area. If you have ideas, please feel free to let me know how to accomplish this. I've used Blogger help and have read of ways for this to happen, but I just must be stupid, because I can't figure it out to save my ass......

So, until I figure it out, we'll have to deal with this.

Thank you for your time......

Davis

Sorry, once again............

2006-02-18T21:01:00.000-08:00

Soon, all of this will be but a memory.....

The Funniest Comedian EVER......

2006-02-17T20:00:00.000-08:00

This guy is everything I want to be........

(be sure to check out all of the links here)

this guy is freakin' hilarious.

Carlin can kiss this guy's ass. no politics, just everyday stuff. Now, that's funny..

I have watched this guy from day 1. Loved every minute of it.

RIP

It's Not Easy, Bein' Green.....

2006-02-12T19:23:00.000-08:00

This will only be this way for a little bit.

I was tired of fighting the foreign language on the last template everytime I wanted to edit.

Please bear with me.....

Thank you for your support.......

ARRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-02-12T18:08:00.000-08:00

My pirate name is:

Mad Davy Kidd

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.

How Piratey Are You?

Arrrr.....

This Is Funny.....

2006-02-09T18:17:00.000-08:00

Don't know if you guys like Family Guy and Futurama,

but I do.

This is good, except for the fact that the author should have let the times play out a little bit longer....

Holy Crap. This Shit Is Hilarious.......

2006-02-02T17:11:00.000-08:00

Looks like the rest of the Back Street Boys got some tattoos..............

HA!!!!

(what's up with the old fat guy in the back?)

These are great, check 'em out. Their's a bunch.

The Hottest Soldier I Know.......

2006-01-24T16:31:00.000-08:00

We love you baby.........

Bad Ass Granny........"Fo' Shizzle"

2006-01-24T16:15:00.000-08:00

This is freakin' hilarious.......

Here's to my Tiphy.................

2006-01-20T21:02:00.000-08:00

SEE ABOVE...... 2X

Everyone should know that Tiphy is in Iraq right now and is the coolest girl on the planet. (with a big gun)

And she knows how to use it! (I know her mom)

Anyway, she's been away for a while and I'm sure Jimmy has met her but she just started a blog and you all should check it out. There isn't anything yet because she has limited time to post, so be patient......

She is also running this blog from Iraq......

So It's Friday The 13th....(and here we go)

2006-01-13T17:56:00.000-08:00

So, an eighth grader in Florida decides to take a pellet gun to school. Subsequently, he gets shot by SWAT. The little bastard had it comin'. Your 15.........one year away from driving. Thank god he didn't come to school with a car....

I may be too old but I don't remember having a BB or pellet gun that was almost an exact match to a 9mm. I've had a couple that were close but not trigger-wise. This thing looks pretty real. (see above)

If I had been the SWAT team member that shot him, I would have shot him too. Does this kid have parents? If so, do they even keep track of what he does? Apparently not.

One could argue that the SWAT member could have taken a better shot, like just wound him, (he was just wounded......critically) but if you thought someone was going to kill you, what would you do?

Besides, he's still alive. For now.....

Australian Woman All Shook Up Over Song...

2006-01-11T17:38:00.000-08:00

SET HER FREE!!!!!!!!

(I would do the same thing, seriously....)

Coheed And Cambria....Rock On!!!!!

2006-01-04T20:06:00.000-08:00

Here's one for the music Geeks like me......

This is great stuff. Click the pic and watch the vids..

You won't believe this guy sings this. They are also very powerful lyrically.

Here's a snippet for Stephanie.......

Is there a word or right to say

Even in this old fashioned way?

Go make your move, girl I'm not coming home

Would things have changed if I could've stayed?

Would you have loved me either way?

Dressed to the blues.

Day to day with my collar up.

Decision sits so make it quick

A breath inhaled from an air so sick

I cursed the day I had learned

Of the web you spun...

You had your hold till bleeding

Hey, Hey!

If it was up to me

I would've figured you out

Way before the year clocked out

Oh, I hope you're waiting

Turbo Tax Sucks

2006-01-04T19:55:00.000-08:00

So, we were doing the whole.."Turbo" thing and find out that a form has not been finalized by the IRS.

Well, yes it has. Form 8812, Additional Child Tax Credit.

Apparently "Turbo" is working on a "solution" to update their website.

We don't have any trouble updating, why do they???? (F*ckers)

I feel better now.

Oh Good, Jimmy Still Has A Chance!!!!!!

2005-12-27T17:23:00.000-08:00

HA!!!!!

And To All A Good Night....

2005-12-24T22:36:00.000-08:00

Have a wonderful and safe Holiday.....

Davis

One For Monkey....

2005-12-21T20:03:00.000-08:00

This looks like a riot...

And Yet Another Helping Hand For The Ladies...

2005-12-21T19:56:00.000-08:00

Well, this is a "handy" little gadget......

Hey Moron......

2005-12-16T18:01:00.000-08:00

This pic is hillarious....

"Get an education, jackass!"

Not really anything to do with the story,

just funny

"When It's Time To Change, You Got To Rearrange"....

2005-12-15T19:06:00.000-08:00

Hey All,

Just thought I would re-vamp a bit,

so let me know what you think! I gotta put a lot o shit back in so

bear with me!!!

And as always......

Rock On!!!!!

The End Of An Era......

2005-12-10T15:05:00.000-08:00

R.I.P.

I Just Got A Kick Out Of This....

2005-12-07T18:50:00.000-08:00

ARE WE CLEAR?!?!?!

To You And Yours.........

2005-11-24T16:02:00.000-08:00

Happy Thanksgiving!!

Big Brother Is Bein' A Little Bitch Again...

2005-11-23T18:21:00.000-08:00

"Take us to your leader"........

Um....Yeah. Big Shock.

2005-11-23T18:07:00.000-08:00

True Falsetto...

(think about it)

Tree knows what I mean!

If It's The Holidays And You're A Mannequin...

2005-11-23T17:51:00.000-08:00

Better head back to the "Twilight Zone" while you have the chance!!!!!!

(Jesus.)

You can Be Gay And A Priest.....

2005-11-23T17:46:00.000-08:00

As long as you've been off the "penis wagon" for at least 3 years.

(well I feel better now.)

Damn Jews....Doh!! Damn Jewish Prosthetics!!!

2005-11-23T15:29:00.000-08:00

"He's black, He's white,

It's hard to tell for me,

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah".

Give it a rest Peter Pan.........

Jesus, Don't Go To Church In Oklahoma.......

2005-11-23T15:23:00.000-08:00

(I wouldn't make a good Pastor.

Let's just say the outcome of that would have been much different......)

This Guy Just Can't Get A F#cking Break!!!

2005-11-23T15:19:00.000-08:00

(Assholes)

And Another One For The Ladies...

2005-11-15T16:57:00.000-08:00

As always, I'm here to help......... ;)

Hey! Where Did Those Damn "Goonies" Kids Go??

2005-11-15T16:28:00.000-08:00

Ohhhh..Here they are!!

(phew)

I was worried. Or not.

And Now Davis Will Help The Ladies........

2005-11-11T16:48:00.000-08:00

Wear with pride, girls.

R.I.P. Casper

2005-11-11T16:19:00.000-08:00

See you in Heaven, Brother.

WTF?????

2005-11-11T16:06:00.000-08:00

What is she gonna do with the money? Take driving lessons? Jesus.

(she could buy one of those vacuums that does it by itself, I guess.)